“Lucas, like Clint Eastwood in a tux . . .
Jumps off his trusty steed and shoots the technicolor breeze
Right beside a cactus there on his hands and knees
One too many Pabst Blue Ribbons on top of those green beans”

—the amazing, and often even humorous, Momus. The song Team Clermont, from the album Stars Forever, 1999.