“5406 Nut Meat Beige 5406

1812 Dries Darker Beige 1812

727 Beigier Beige 727

690 Stale Beige 690

224 Thin Gravy Beige 224

1020 Barely Beige 1020

40 Lighter Than The One Above This One 40”

—Amy Sedaris, color swatches from I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, 2006.