“‘My fellow Americans, I drank a pint of walrus milk once for a bet.
I speak fluent Eskimo. I once ate all the gherkins in Belgium. My brother’s
got a yak in his loft. I fell asleep on a night bus once and woke up in
Munich, and had to get a lift back on a camel. I used to live on an iceberg.
I’ve got a waffle-maker that works underwater.’”

—Mark Steel, riffing on lies in You couldn’t make it up (unless you’re Hillary, that is), at the Belfast Telegraph. Oh, the Irish, how they love to make fun of the American politicians.