a lemon-yellow mark

“Certain heads, certain colors and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me. Other things, too. Charlotte once ran away from me, outside the studio, and I grabbed her dress to stop her, to keep her near me. A yellow cotton dress I loved because it was too long for her. I still have a lemon-yellow mark on the palm of my right hand.”

—J.D. Salinger, Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters, 1955.

These Matches Were Stolen from Bob and Edie Burwick’s House

“Mrs. Silsburn examined the match folder. On its outside cover, in gold letters on a crimson background, were printed the words ‘These Matches Were Stolen from Bob and Edie Burwick’s House.’ ‘Darling,’ Mrs. Silsburn said, shaking her head. ‘Really darling.’. . .
    ‘We had a whole bunch of them made up last year,’ the Lieutenant said. ‘Be amazed, actually, how it keeps you from running out of matches.’ ”

—J.D. Salinger, Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters, 1955.

Who dat say who dat when I say who dat?

Thank you Alex Cook!

the fleur de lis

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“While there are worse NFL team logos, the Viking character cannot compete with the long (and I mean long) iconic history of the fleur de lis.”

—Prtty Shtty, “AFC and NFC Conference Championship predictions”, January 22, 2010.

Poor Hawaii

modernity, purity, and absolute whiteness

“[A] white slurry [is] poured out onto a stainless steel table and dried to a fine, superwhite powder—cornstarch. Cornstarch comprised wet milling’s sole product when the industry got its start in the 1840s. At first the laundry business was its biggest customer, but cooks and early food processors soon began adding cornstarch to as many recipes as they could: It offered the glamour of modernity, purity, and absolute whiteness.”

—Michael Pollan, The Omnivore’s Dilemma, 2006.

white clover

“When [a cow] moves into a new paddock, she doesn’t just see the color green; she doesn’t even see grass. She sees, out of the corner of her eye, this nice tuft of white clover, the emerald-green one over there with the heart-shaped leaves, or, up ahead, that grassy spray of bluish fescue tightly cinched at ground level. These . . . entities are as different in her mind as vanilla ice cream is from cauliflower, two dishes you would never conflate just because they both happen to be white.”

—Michael Pollan, The Omnivore’s Dilemma, 2006.

wall-to-wall morels

“As soon as Ben announced he’d spotted his first morel, I began, exclusively and determinedly, looking down. There I found a thick carpet of pine needles amid the charred carcasses of pine. A morel resembles a tanned finger wearing a dark and deeply honeycombed dunce cap. They’re a decidedly comic-looking mushroom, resembling leprechauns or little penises. The morel’s distinctive form and patterning would make it easy to spot if not for its color, which ranges from dun to black and could not blend in more completely with a charred landscape. . . .
    I found that if I actually got down on the ground . . . I could see the little hats popping up here and there, morels that a moment before had been utterly invisible. . . .
    And then there was the ‘screen saver’—the fact that after several hours interrogating the ground for little brown dunce caps, their images will be burned on your retinas. ‘You’ll see. When you get into bed tonight,’ Ben said, ‘you’ll shut your eyes and there they’ll be again—wall-to-wall morels.’ ”

—Michael Pollan, The Omnivore’s Dilemma, 2006.

the hue of Azora

“Jet and japan were tawny and without lustre, when compared to the hue of Azora.”

—Horace Walpole, “A True Love Story”, Hieroglypic Tales, 1785.

Harvey Ball

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