so-called moon

“‘“Thank God, moon, you are no longer moon, but perhaps it’s negligent of me to go on calling you so-called moon, moon. Why do your spirits fall when I call you ‘forgotten paper lantern of a strange color’?”’”

—Franz Kafka, Description of a Struggle, translated by Tania and James Stern. From Franz Kafka; The Complete Stories, 1971.

The Wish to Be a Red Indian

“If one were only an Indian, instantly alert, and on a racing horse,
leaning against the wind, kept on quivering jerkily over the quivering
ground, until one shed one’s spurs, for there needed to spurs, threw
away the reins, for there needed no reins, and hardly saw that the land
before one was smoothly shorn heath when horse’s neck and head would
already be gone.”

—Franz Kafka, The Wish to Be a Red Indian, in its entirety, translated by Willa and Edwin Muir. From Franz Kafka; The Complete Stories, 1971.

Edward Catich

the same ceiling

“I was just starting to doze off when something suddenly made me open my eyes again and stare up at the ceiling. I went on scrutinising the ceiling for some time, then sat up on the bed and looked around, the sense of recognition growing stronger by the second. The room I was now in, I realised, was the very room that had served as my bedroom during the two years my parents and I had lived at my aunt’s house on the borders of England and Wales. I looked again around the room, then, lowering myself back down, stared once more at the ceiling. It had been recently re-plastered and re-painted, its dimensions had been enlarged, the cornices had been removed, the decorations around the light fitting had been entirely altered. But it was unmistakably the same ceiling I so often stared up at from my narrow creaking bed of those days.”

—Kazuo Ishiguro, The Unconsoled, 1995.

God’s will

“Life is chaotic and unpredictable. If a butterfly flaps its wings in one part of the world, it could cause people at the opposite end of the globe to watch a Discovery Channel special on butterflies. And what’s on next? A show about tornadoes. Who made such a harrowing program schedule full of seemingly random destruction? It was God’s will.”

—Stephen Colbert, I Am America (And So Can You!), 2007.

Buddhism

“Buddhism. Another go-figure religion. ‘Hey, why don’t we all put on robes and sit in a rock garden and just, like, be aware?’ Exactly. That’s the easiest rhetorical question I’ve ever asked.”

—Stephen Colbert, I Am America (And So Can You!), 2007.

The Lavender Armageddon

“The biggest threat facing America today—next to socialized medicine, the Dyson vacuum cleaner, and the recumbent bicycle—is Gay Marriage.
    It’s like the Road Coats, Green Peace, and the Yellow Peril combined.
    I call it The Lavender Armageddon.”

—Stephen Colbert, I Am America (And So Can You!), 2007.

a well-pressed Armani suit

The 2007 Periodic Table Printmaking Project

the rise of deco