“CUSTOMER: I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

SHOPKEEPER: Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue—what’s wrong with it?

CUSTOMER: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it—it’s dead that’s what’s wrong with it.”

—Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones & Michael Palin, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, 1969.